Travel Expenses
- A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan of $5,000 for his 2-week trip to europe.
- The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan.
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Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, ""We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
- The business man replied: ""Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?"
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