- "Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 - One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 - Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 - Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 - Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 - Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 - The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 - Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 - Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 - Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 - Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 - "Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。 - There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 - "Hard work never killed anybody."" But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。 - "Work fascinates me."" I can look at it for hours! ""
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。 - "神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地；
- 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
- 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看；
- 学的越多，知道的越多。知道的越多，忘记的越多。忘记的越多，知道的越少。为什么学来着？
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